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Saturday, June 16, 2007

I gotta fix those fucking ads at the top of the page.

Here goes:

Bush Sucks. Anti-Bush. Bush Blows. George W. Bush is the worst president ever. Anti bush. Impeach Bush. Impeach the chimp. Chimpeach the imp. God I knew he was going to suck and then he really started to suck even worse than I thought he would but good grief hasn't he just plumbed depths of heretofore unimaginable sucktitude? And he's still got a solid year and a half to go. Flat-Earth Creationist Fundy Fuck 'Maginary War-Lovin and Sex-Hatin' Jesus only knows how much more suckiness the Crawford Caligula can drum up until then!

Hillary Clinton! Barack Obama! John Edwards! (Screw 'em. If Al Gore doesn't get in, I'm voting for Dennis Kucinich.)

Let's try some repetition:

Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore

Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich

2008! Democrats! 2008! 2008! Democrats! 2008! 2008! Democrats! 2008!

I'm a Democrat! I vote Democratic! I'm a liberal! I love Liberals! Liberals are sexy! I'm a pro-choice, pro-separation of church and state, Thomas Jefferson quotin', Americans United Supportin, Planned Parenthood boostin', Howard Dean cheerin', elitist, latte-suckin', coastal, gay friendly...

Hey, wait. There's a dude who wrote a song that says it much better than I can.

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regioal leaders of sales
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’, widespread diggin’ hippies like me.
Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed,
We who have nothing and most likely will ‘till we all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.
I know who I like to blame:

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin’ so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy
From tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, barefootin’ folk-singin’ hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.




Oh. And speaking of fundy fucks- does anyone think that maybe if the FDA wasn't being run by the same brand of Jesus drunk inept incompetents that Bush has put in charge of the Rest of the Federal Government, maybe we might not be worried about nearly as much E Coli, Tainted Wheat Gluten, Antifreeze in Toothpaste, etc. etc. ... That we might not be facing recalls every other week of shoddy-ass products for babies and small kids manufactured in China? Maybe if we had a Federal Government regulatory apparatus that gave a damn about anything besides keeping new forms of contraception away from American women, we might be a little more safe.

Safe from everything, that is, except people having sex for non-procreative purposes.

Comments:
Amen!

That song has made my day, week, month, year!

thanks!

Hey guess what - The Vice President is not part of the Executive Branch. Well, ya know, if he says so. I think we might need to rename the Haliburton Branch anyway.
 
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